Dude my mom stole all your condoms
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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