Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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