This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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