bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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