I didn't shave. On purpose
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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