The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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