my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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