Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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