Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
