No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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