i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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