Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
