similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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