i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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