It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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