i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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