You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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