Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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