Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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