can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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