You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
send nudes
from the living room?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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