mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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