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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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