Christians are straight up FREAKS
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I have fence marks all over my body
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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