Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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