fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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