you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
sarcasm needs its own font
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
