Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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