You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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