I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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