So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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