i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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