Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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