Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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