so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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