I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
vagina is talking i cant
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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