are you still at the devil's house?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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