I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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