i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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