Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I have tasted many bathrooms
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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