I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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