He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I love you.
Bad choice
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
