yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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