she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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