and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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