Don't make out with my wife yet
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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