Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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