Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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