I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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