Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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