hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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