that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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