Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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