Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I am naked and annoyed.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
