Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I love you. Go after that dick
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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