We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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