I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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