Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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